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🎉🇺🇸 Happy 80th Birthday, President Donald J. Trump! 🇺🇸🎉

🎉🇺🇸 Happy 80th Birthday, President Donald J. Trump! 🇺🇸🎉

From all of us at GagCityNews.com and the Barbz + Kenz + Romanz of Gag City, we wish you a very happy 80th birthday and many more wonderful years to come! Today we celebrate a life that has left a lasting mark across business, entertainment, and public service.  From the pageants you hosted and helped […]

🌍👑 A Freedom-Filled World Cup Moment: Celebrating Nicki, Family, and Memories on the Global Stage ⚽💖

🌍👑 A Freedom-Filled World Cup Moment: Celebrating Nicki, Family, and Memories on the Global Stage ⚽💖

“Go against me now, I dare you, Bambi
Half a million dollars just to upgrade the car show
I ain’t even detonate the bombs in the arsenal
Before the storm comes the calm
Hope you can take the heat like LeBron
Ah, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah
I’m the best now
Anybody with some money should invest now
Soccer moms need to organize a pep rall’
Your game over, bitch, Gatorade, wet towel
Mothafuckers ain’t ready, they never been”

✨From Hood$tars to 👑Solo Artist Superstar: Nicki Minaj’s Record-Breaking Journey of Grit, Growth, and Unmatched Determination ✨

✨From Hood$tars to 👑Solo Artist Superstar: Nicki Minaj’s Record-Breaking Journey of Grit, Growth, and Unmatched Determination ✨

“You don’t know me and I ain’t talkin’ ’bout T.I
Just when they thought I was done for the winter, I
Came out stuntin’, I’m such a big spender, I
Two of everything but nope I’m not a Gemini
My life’s a movie, take me to the cinema
Take me out to the ball game
‘Cause you know I only fuck wit’ ballers
Yup, them is my type of niggas, shotcallers
I been around the world, I’m such a bad, bad girl
I got the Austin Power flow, I’m groovy bitches
And no, you’re no match for my Uzi bitches
I dumb my raps down, so I don’t lose these bitches
Say some sex shit like, “Wetter than jacuzzi bitches”
[Pre-Chorus]
Been around the world, I still can’t find
Another girl that could steal my shine
I’ve had my highs, I’ve had my lows
But you can’t tell me that I am not the baddest bitch
[Chorus]
I’m the baddest bitch”

One Year Later: Celebrating Sensei Wayne and Nicki’s Banned From N.O. Remix

One Year Later: Celebrating Sensei Wayne and Nicki’s Banned From N.O. Remix

“Disclaimer, plenty paper, pla-play with somebody safer
Bl-bl-black mask on, Darth Vader, send the money now, k-kill ’em later
B-bitches know they can’t outpace her, N-New York Nick, L.A. Laker
T-that’s what you call a game changer, she don’t like me, c-can you blame her?
Can you blame her? I am the main her, word to the baby in the manger”

Platinum Status Summer: Nicki Minaj, The Barbz, Kenz, Romans, and Iceman+ The Owls Are Celebrating Big: Needle Goes Platinum!

Platinum Status Summer: Nicki Minaj, The Barbz, Kenz, Romans, and Iceman+ The Owls Are Celebrating Big: Needle Goes Platinum!

“I just saw Nick the other day
And she keeps getting finer over time
I just know

[Nicki Minaj:]
I don’t need no frauds
I don’t need no drama when you call
I don’t need no lies
Pick a side, pick a side”

“Ain’t yellin’ “Cut!” when it’s shootin’ time
Sign up, it’s recruitin’ time
Big wigs, with a suit and tie
And them big things got two inside
Fuck wrong wit’ these ho niggas?
Don’t do coke, I don’t blow niggas
I don’t tell niggas, I show niggas
And it’s never less than like four niggas
(Four-four) Four wings and some French fries
Hot sauce and ketchup nigga
He telling and he hiding
But real niggas still catch a nigga
Cop ‘Raris, I don’t test drive ’em
Home theaters, can’t Best Buy ’em
These niggas that I roll with
Don’t let a single thing get by ’em…”

🎉 Happy Birthday to the Secretary of War Mr. Pete Hegseth! 🎉

🎉 Happy Birthday to the Secretary of War Mr. Pete Hegseth! 🎉

Today at GagCityNews.com we celebrate Secretary of War Mr. Pete Hegseth as he marks his 46th birthday. We wish Mr. Hegseth a wonderful day, safe travels while conducting official business with his family in France, and continued success in the important responsibilities he carries on behalf of the nation.  We extend our gratitude for his […]

“My winnin’ streak still hasn’t peaked, you little dust ball
Bitch, I’m a star-ar, me and Swae Lee, yah, yah
G-4s, 5s, Chun-way on the runway, yah, yah
Riccardo Tisci in Milan, you see me modelin’, ah
Dinner with Kar-ar, dinner with Karl Lagerfeld, yah
Yeah, this that Steven Klein, Mert & Marcus, yah, yah
Yeah, just to take a picture, I go raise the bar far
I’m bitchy, yah, yah, really bitchy, ah, ah
AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL, call me Yaya”

👑 Mogul Minaj: More Than Music

👑 Mogul Minaj: More Than Music

“I feel like I’m King Kong, name still going ding-dong
It’s two girls gettin’ more money, and they don’t rap, they sing songs
I stay with that pink on, pink furs and them pink thongs
Goons out if they blink wrong, think hard, but don’t think long
Pink Friday had Eminem, spit hard but I’m feminine
Iconic trio on Monster, Goblins and Gremlins
What’s left that I didn’t do? You bit the forbidden fruit
You thought you’d get my spot? Who the fuck was kiddin’ you?
Took a lil’ break, but I’m back to me”

Happy Birthday to Secretary of State Mr. Marco Rubio from Nicki, the Barbz + Kenz! 🎉🇺🇸

Happy Birthday to Secretary of State Mr. Marco Rubio from Nicki, the Barbz + Kenz! 🎉🇺🇸

Wishing you many more years of health, happiness, and continued success. Thank you for your service and dedication to the country through your work on diplomacy, national security, border initiatives, and helping bring detained Americans home. Also sending love and prayers to the Ice Queen (Ms. Susie Wiles who is the FIRST woman Chief of […]

Nicki+Barbz+Kenz We Just Hit Another Level: “Beauty and a Beat” Returns to No. 1 for a 30th Day!

Nicki+Barbz+Kenz We Just Hit Another Level: “Beauty and a Beat” Returns to No. 1 for a 30th Day!

“Body rock, uh, uh
Girl, I can feel your body rock, yeah (Ayy, ayy, ayy)
Take a bow, uh, uh
You’re on the hottest ticket now, oh (Ayy, ayy, ayy)

[Pre-Chorus: Justin Bieber]
“We gonna party like it’s 3012 tonight
I want to show you all the finer things in life
So, just forget about the world, we young tonight
I’m coming for ya, I’m coming for ya
[Chorus: Justin Bieber & Nicki Minaj]
‘Cause all I need
Is a beauty and a beat”

👑 Legends Lead While Labels Shift Around Them

👑 Legends Lead While Labels Shift Around Them

“LOOK at these niggas I PUT ON All of these niggas I’m good on MY OWN TWO, WHAT I STOOD ON That’s why THEIR NECKS what I’M KEEPIN’ MY FOOT ON I’VE BEEN WINNING 8 years consistently, AT LEAST RESPECT IT, Papoose (pahahaha chiiii) wrote a Ether record But I broke Aretha record SEE this […]

👑 Nicki Minaj Surpasses 1.8 Billion Spotify Streams in 2026

👑 Nicki Minaj Surpasses 1.8 Billion Spotify Streams in 2026

“Realize
A lot of these niggas tell real lies
THEY NOT about SHIT (sorry POS’s look in the mirror) in real life
And thats something that I had to realize (Realize)
I had to reco-reco-recogni-i-ize it
(reco-reco-recogni-i-ize)
THEY SEE ME WINNING and now they dont liiike it
(YEAH, I KNOW THEY DON’T LIKE IT)
ACT like they love me, but hate me in pri-i-vate
I HAD TO reco-reco-recogni-i-ize it”